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Bugs: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.

He's a wolf in cheap clothing.

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

She is so old… she was the waitress at the last supper.

Engagement: A period in which a girl is placed in solitaire confinement.

He can cry on a dime.

Newspaper: A publication that condemns gambling and promotes lottery numbers.

“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

Arabs wear turbines on their heads.

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

He's trying to gain a foothold in the public eye.

Never let a gift horse in the house.

Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

“This tooth extraction could take for ever,” said Tom with infinite wisdom.

“There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

A sure sign of bureaucracy is when the first person who answers the phone can’t help you.

My husband went to Radio Shack and got some dog ears for the TV.

It sticks out like a sore throat.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.