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Well, that’s water under the dam.

Mixed metaphors

He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!

Miscellaneous

“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

Tom Swifties

The bottom line boils down to…

Mixed metaphors

“I’m going after that red fish,” said Tom erringly.

Tom Swifties

You are not being diplomatic just because you put please in front of “Shut the hell up.”

Characteristics Situations

“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

Tom Swifties

She couldn’t catch a cold if it had handles.

Expressions

“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

Tom Swifties

Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

“If I let go of the ceiling it will collapse,” Tom upheld.

Tom Swifties

“I know what herb would taste nice with this,” said Tom sagely.

Tom Swifties

Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.

Beliefs Communication

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Liposuction: A surgical procedure from which the patient emerges significantly lighter in both pounds and dollars.

Appearance Body Definitions Health

Saint: A dead sinner, revised and edited.

Definitions People

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Food/Drink

“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

Tom Swifties

I'm bone empty.

Mixed metaphors

Her business seems to be doing well; it must be very ludicrous.

Malaprops Money

We need to have photographic ears.

Mixed metaphors