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Blind Date: When you expect to meet a vision and he turns out to be a sight.

Bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.

Camp: A place in the country where a mother sends her children for her vacation.

There are two sides to every argument, and they’re usually married to each other.

“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Small Town: A place where everybody knows the troubles you’ve seen.

I never liked him and I always will.

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.

When you feel that you would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra.

Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.

Hit the wall running…

I’d like to be sitting in his shoes.

Diamond: A woman’s idea of a stepping stone to success.

He was a man of great statue.

He’s one brick short of the whole nine yards.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.