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Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

Acting Dance Entertainment

Conference: An organized way of postponing a decision.

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I looked to see what I could hear.

Mixed metaphors

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

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“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

Tom Swifties

Accountant: Someone hired to explain that you didn’t make the money you did.

Definitions Occupations

Gigolo: A fee-male.

Definitions Wordplay

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

Charm: That indefinable something possessed by girls with stunning figures.

Appearance Definitions

Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Age Definitions

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

Traffic Light: A trick to get pedestrians halfway across the street safely.

Autos Definitions Things

I’m gonna dig in my feet on this one.

Mixed metaphors

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Age Appearance Definitions Hair

Aardvark: In the beginning was the word. And the word was ‘Aardvark.’

Communication Definitions Language

I want to see you go to town like a house of fire.

Mixed metaphors

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

Sarong: A simple garment carrying the implicit promise that it will not long stay in place.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.

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Asylum: A refuge where unusual people are protected from the world.

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