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Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.

He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.

Cut the biblical cord.

Unabated: A fishhook without a worm.

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

An Englishman considers himself a self-made man, and thereby relieves the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

Fettuccine Alfredo: Macaroni and cheese for adults.

She tried to use reverse psychiatry on me.

“I’ve been to a film festival in Southern France,” said Tom cannily.

Auditor: A person who goes in after the war is lost to bayonet the wounded.

He really grates me up the wrong way.

I understand that Congress has taken the first step in the fight against air pollution: limiting the speeches to five minutes.

“I wonder where the next character is going to appear,” said Tom with a cursory glance.

Liberal: One who tolerates all beliefs and opinions except those with which he disagrees.

Wig: A convertible top.

Calorie: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food.

Flashlight: A case for storing dead batteries.

Tact: The ability to describe others as they see themselves.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us.

Do not argue with an idiot; he/she will drag you down to his/her level and beat you with experience.