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It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard.

Not without a grain of sugar

Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

Never say “Oops” always say “Ah, interesting!”

Military Expert: One who tells you what’s going to happen tomorrow – then tells you why it didn’t.

These felled trees are the beavers’ handiwork!

A committee of three gets things done if two don’t show up.

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

They’re diabolically opposed.

Luck: The thing that draws us for jury duty, but never for the lottery.

Cuddling: An act of warmth and affection that a husband will inevitably interpret as foreplay.

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Bored: To attend meetings.

Politician: One who is willing to do anything on earth for the workers except become one.

I'm traveling incoherent.

“My neurotic blood-sucking arachnid has put on weight”, said Tom, his nervous tic showing again.

“Come up to my apartment,” Tom said flatly.

It's hard to catch lightning in a bottle twice.

Once again, the Achilles' heel has reared its ugly head.

Take it with a grain assault.

“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.