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It's got lots of installation.

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

We wanted to help the indiguous people of the country.

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.

“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.

“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

Alone… in bad company

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.

Bury it under the carpet

Chastity: Perhaps the most peculiar of all sexual aberrations.

Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.

Know-it-all: One who pretends to know something about everything but really knows nothing about anything.

Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again.

Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.

Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.

Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.

Let's bury this dead horse.

She's skating on thin water.

Gold Digger: A fund-loving girl.

These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck.