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Author: Anonymous Page 79
It's got lots of installation.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Malaprops
Describing a new coat
Insulation
If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!
Anonymous
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We wanted to help the
indiguous
people of the country.
Anonymous
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Indigenous
Pediatrician: Man of little patients.
Anonymous
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It was so cold… polar bears were buying fur coats.
Anonymous
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“Don’t give me the gears!” said Tom automatically.
Anonymous
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“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.
Anonymous
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Alone… in bad company
Anonymous
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Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Anonymous
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Dime
Bury it under the carpet
Anonymous
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Chastity: Perhaps the most peculiar of all sexual aberrations.
Anonymous
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Marriage: The mourning after the knot before.
Anonymous
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Know-it-all: One who pretends to know something about everything but really knows nothing about anything.
Anonymous
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Know-it-all
Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
Anonymous
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Antique
Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.
Anonymous
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Hell
Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.
Anonymous
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Kidney
Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
Anonymous
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Let's bury this dead horse.
Anonymous
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She's skating on thin water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Gold Digger: A fund-loving girl.
Anonymous
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Gold Digger
These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck.
Anonymous
Misspokements
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