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“I need an injection,” Tom pleaded in vain.

Tom Swifties

Hospital: A place where people who are run down wind up..

Definitions

Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Definitions Golf Sports

Absolute Pitch: Completely dark.

Definitions

Husband: A man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.

Definitions Marriage

“That little devil didn’t tell the truth,” Tom implied.

Tom Swifties

If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.

Miscellaneous

“Hurry up and get to the back of the ship!” Tom said sternly.

Tom Swifties

“Here’s the story of the Liberty Bell”, Tom told us appealingly.

Tom Swifties

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Situations

Remember, Rome wasn’t burned an a day.

Mixed metaphors

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Ascribe: Newspaper reporter.

Definitions

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Appearance Expressions

He really grates me up the wrong way.

Mixed metaphors

This is the problem we are wringing our hair over.

Mixed metaphors

Castration: A eunuch experience.

Definitions Wordplay

This thing is snowballing like a house afire!

Mixed metaphors

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Uncategorized

He is so fat… his shadow weighs 12 pounds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She grabbed the bull by the tail and faced the problem squarely.

Mixed metaphors