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Author: Anonymous Page 83
Yacht: A floating debt.
Anonymous
Definitions
Boat
Yacht
You could start an argument in an empty house.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Argumentative
“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
No skin off my teeth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Well, that’s water under the dam.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Silence: True wisdom’s best reply.
Anonymous
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Wisdom
Silence
Major: Area of study that no longer interests you.
Anonymous
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Education
Learning
Major
She has bigger dogs to fry.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Heat
Science/Weather
“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
The bigger the mouth, the better it looks shut.
Anonymous
Communication
Speech
You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Laziness
As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Anonymous
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Beware my friend… you are skating on hot water.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
They'll have to
retaliate
the vote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Count
Re-tabulate
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“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.
Anonymous
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Teenagers
“I didn’t do well in the test,” Tom said degradedly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last.
Anonymous
Sex
Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.
Anonymous
Definitions
Ability
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