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Yacht: A floating debt.

You could start an argument in an empty house.

“Don’t call me a oddball,” Tom replied evenly.

No skin off my teeth.

Well, that’s water under the dam.

Silence: True wisdom’s best reply.

Major: Area of study that no longer interests you.

She has bigger dogs to fry.

It is so hot… the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

The bigger the mouth, the better it looks shut.

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Beware my friend… you are skating on hot water.

“I chop down trees for a living,” said Tom lumberingly.

They'll have to retaliate the vote.

“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.

“I didn’t do well in the test,” Tom said degradedly.

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last.

Ability: What you have to get by on if you don’t kiss-up to the boss.