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Communication Health Language

“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

Tom Swifties

“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

Tom Swifties

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

People Women

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

Adam’s Rib: The original bone of contention.

Definitions

Diplomat: If you have the advantage over someone, and you lead him to think that he has the advantage over you, without giving him the chance to take advantage of you.

Definitions Government

Abort: To correct a misconception.

Definitions

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Emotions Intelligence Laughter Thinking

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Definitions

Economist: A man who knows more about money than the people who have it.

Definitions Occupations People

“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

Tom Swifties

I don't want to hold an open manhole over your head.

Mixed metaphors

“I wonder if there’s a number between seven and nine,” said Tom considerately.

Tom Swifties

Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Definitions

“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

Tom Swifties

Vasectomy: Never having to say you’re sorry.

Definitions

“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

Tom Swifties

You've buttered your bread, now lie in it.

Mixed metaphors

“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

Tom Swifties

She knocked the socks off the ball.

Mixed metaphors