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Sunburn: Getting what you basked for.

Justice: A decision in your favor.

“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

Clearly we’ve opened a Pandora’s box of worms here.

“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

Impotence: Emission impossible.

Thingy: Female Interpretation: Any part under a car’s hood; Male Interpretation: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

She has extra-century perception.

Shakespeare: A man whose writings are so excellent it’s believed someone else must have written them.

Let’s split the baby with the bathwater.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftovers.

Aversion: One side of a disputed story.

“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

Dorito Syndrome: Feelings of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.

This is really a jack of all trades and master of non.

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Nymphomania: A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.

Eunuch: One who is cut off from temptation.