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You’re the sort of person Dr. Spooner would have called a shining wit!

 “My parents are called Billy and Nanny,” Tom kidded.

Fashion: A make-work program to get women to buy new clothes for no real reason before the old clothes wear out.

People who wear glass slippers shouldn't kick stones.

Many nations adopt a tit for tit policy.

Growing up the trellis were pink and yellow concubines.

As we consider the road that unfolds before us.

Unabated: A fishhook without a worm.

“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.

Discretion: When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife.

“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

Close the barn door after you've led the horse to water.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Dog: An intelligent four-footed animal who walks around with an idiot on the end of his leash.

If worse comes to shove

Expert: A person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

I used to be indecisive; but now I'm not sure.

Life: A sexually transmitted disease with 100% fatality rate.

Dog Kennel: A barking lot.

“I didn’t do well in the test,” Tom said degradedly.

“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.