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Wagging Tail: A happy ending.

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Good Old Days: A block of time which ended a week before you were hired.

“It’s a unit of electric current,” said Tom amply.

Forty: The most difficult age for a woman to pass; it often takes years.

The only difference between a “hair stylist” and a regular barber is the price.

You can’t go in there cold turkey with egg on your face.

It's always darkest before dawn… so if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Kleptomaniac: A thief with breeding.

It's on the tip of my frontal lobotomy.

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

The ambition of every small boy is to wash his mother’s ears.

Your being Sir Anthony's son, would itself be a sufficient accommodation.

The United Nations is a good idea, but it’s a pity they have to have so many foreigners in it.

Put your monkey where your mouth is.

“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

Chip Shot: A short, low approach shot that gets a player into position for one or more missed puts.

Racehorse: A fast means of redistributing wealth.

He is so short… he poses for trophies.

Heir Cut: Disinheritance.

Memorial Service: A farewell party for someone who has already left.