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Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way.

A circle is a line of no depth running round a point forever.

I thought she had persisted from corresponding with him.

Sunburn: Getting what you basked for.

“Would you stop horsing around!” yelled Tom woefully.

“I think I’ve broken my leg ”, reported Tom lamely.

“I’m wearing a ribbon round my arm,” said Tom with abandon.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

Unopposed candidate: An officeholder who has mastered the art of campaign reform.

Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Family Swimming Pool: A small body of water completely surrounded by other people’s children.

“Someday I’ll run the CIA,” said Tom aspiringly.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Antique: Something too old to be anything but too expensive.

If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay.

Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus.

Acrobat: The person who turns a flop into a success.

“Why shouldn’t I stir my coffee with a ballpoint pen?” Tom bickered.