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She is so stupid… she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."

Courtship: A period during which a girl decides whether or not she can do better.

I wish I could play my normal game… just once.

Rhetoric: Language in a dress suit.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

“I’ve mailed the letter,” Tom assented.

Politics: Where people work hard to get a job and do nothing after they get it.

Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic.

The philosophy exam was a piece of cake… which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.

We wanted to help the indiguous people of the country.

Discretion: When you are sure you are right and then ask your wife.

Makeup: What it takes to look natural.

Gossip: One with a keen sense of rumor.

Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

I sink, therefore I swam.

“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

Peeping Tom: A window fan.

The most dangerous killer in the animals of crime.

“That city will never be rebuilt,” the prophets babble on.


Don't corner something that is meaner than you.