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“I’m not leaving the chapel until I finish this painting,” said Michelangelo insistently.

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.

They try to balance a fine line.

Politeness: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

Home: A place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one pays any attention to him.

Book Jacket: A fable of contents.

“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.

Education: One of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Which way are the tea leaves blowing?

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Diamond: One of the hardest substances known to man – especially the payments on one.

Loose lips sink like a rock.

Artist’s Model: A girl unsuited for her work.

Acrobat: The person who turns a flop into a success.

These two guys are cut out of the same mold.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

You’re fighting upstream.

Hell hath no fury like a wet cat.