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Zoo: A place where humans go and animals are barred.

Bury it under the carpet

We’ll tackle that bridge when we come to it.

“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

Alimony: The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

You can’t change the spots on an old dog.

“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.

Epigram: A half-truth so stated to irritate the person who believes the other half.

Death: A breath-taking experience.

“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

Ice Fishing: Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds.

“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it.

It'll be a cold day in January when that happens!

As we consider the road that unfolds before us.

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.

A gentleman never swears at his wife when ladies are present.

Giraffe: The highest form of animal life.