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Author: Anonymous Page 99
Zoo: A place where humans go and animals are barred.
Anonymous
Animals
Definitions
Zoo
Bury it under the carpet
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We’ll tackle that bridge when we come to it.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Alimony: The fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
Anonymous
Definitions
Marriage
Alimony
There's a
traumatic
difference between the two.
Anonymous
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Dramatic
You can’t change the spots on an old dog.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“I lost my pants in the stock market,” Tom speculated.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Epigram: A half-truth so stated to irritate the person who believes the other half.
Anonymous
Definitions
Epigram
Death: A breath-taking experience.
Anonymous
Death
Definitions
“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Ice Fishing: Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds.
Anonymous
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Ice fishing
“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said Tom cuttingly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it.
Anonymous
Animals
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Food/Drink
Hot Dog
It'll be a cold day in January when that happens!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
As we consider the road that unfolds before us.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
People
Information
Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets
Anonymous
Expressions
Fools
Intelligence
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Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
A gentleman never swears at his wife when ladies are present.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Men
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Giraffe: The highest form of animal life.
Anonymous
Animals
Definitions
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Giraffe
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