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Author: Chinese proverb
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
Chinese proverb
Problems
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Chinese proverb
Happiness
Proverbs
Those who have free seats at a play hiss first.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Chinese proverb
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If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if you employ him, don’t suspect him.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
Suspicion
A courtyard common to all will be swept by none.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
One should be just as careful in choosing one’s pleasures as in avoiding calamities.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Chinese proverb
Proverbs
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Chinese proverb
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