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Author: Church Bulletin
Please come… you will be gald you did.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Church Bulletins
… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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Church Bulletins
This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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Church Bulletins
Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Church Bulletins
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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Church Bulletins
Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
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Church Bulletins
After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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Church Bulletins
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Church Bulletins
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
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