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Author: Church Bulletin
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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