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Author: Church Bulletin
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Church Bulletins
A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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The closing song: Take My Life
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
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