Author: Church Bulletin

This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.

The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.

The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.

If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.

Thank you dead friends.

It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.

Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.

The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.