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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…

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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.

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Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.

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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.

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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.

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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.

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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.

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Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.

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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

The closing song: Take My Life

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