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Author: Church Bulletin
This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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