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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Baby shower
The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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