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Ushers will eat latecomers.

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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.

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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

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School starts Monday August 22.  Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.

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The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.

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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages

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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!

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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.

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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.

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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours

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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.

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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.

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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

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