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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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