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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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