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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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