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Author: Church Bulletin Page 10
Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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