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Author: Church Bulletin Page 11
Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Baby shower
Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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