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Author: Church Bulletin Page 11
Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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