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Author: Church Bulletin Page 2
The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Church Bulletins
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Church Bulletins
Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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Church Bulletins
A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Church Bulletins
Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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Church Bulletins
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Church Bulletins
Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Church Bulletins
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Church Bulletins
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Church Bulletins
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Church Bulletins
Thank you dead friends.
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Church Bulletins
[dear friends]
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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Church Bulletins
[Thee]
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Church Bulletins
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Church Bulletins
Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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Church Bulletins
We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Church Bulletins
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