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Author: Church Bulletin Page 2
The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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