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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

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Ushers will eat latecomers.

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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…

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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.

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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

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Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!

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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.

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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!

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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.

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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."

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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

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