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Author: Church Bulletin Page 3
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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Conflict
Crime
Break-in
Burglary
There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Church Bulletins
After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Church Bulletins
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