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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.

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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.

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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.

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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.

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Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.

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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

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There will be no Moms who care this week.

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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.

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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.

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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

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Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”

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