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Author: Church Bulletin Page 3
Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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