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Author: Church Bulletin Page 4
A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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