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Please come… you will be gald you did.

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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.

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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.

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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.

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Ushers will eat latecomers.

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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

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The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.

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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.

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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

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