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Author: Church Bulletin Page 4
Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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