Author: Church Bulletin Page 5

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.

Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.

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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.

The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages

Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

My joke is easy and my burden is light.

Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.