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Author: Church Bulletin Page 5
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”
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Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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