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Author: Church Bulletin Page 5
… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Church Bulletins
Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Church Bulletins
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Church Bulletins
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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Church Bulletins
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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A toilet paper brand
The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Church Bulletins
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Church Bulletins
There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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Church Bulletins
Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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Church Bulletins
Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Church Bulletins
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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Church Bulletins
The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Church Bulletins
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