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Author: Church Bulletin Page 5
Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Church Bulletins
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Church Bulletins
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Child care provided with reservations.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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(Success)
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Church Bulletins
In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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Church Bulletins
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Church Bulletins
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Church Bulletins
The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Church Bulletins
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