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Author: Church Bulletin Page 5
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Church Bulletins
To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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Church Bulletins
We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Church Bulletins
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Church Bulletins
Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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Church Bulletins
There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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Church Bulletins
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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Church Bulletins
The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Church Bulletins
Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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Church Bulletins
Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Church Bulletins
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Church Bulletins
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Church Bulletins
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