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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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