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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Church Bulletins
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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