Author: Church Bulletin Page 6

Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.

A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.

There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.

The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.

The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.