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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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