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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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