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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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