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Author: Church Bulletin Page 6
Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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