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Author: Church Bulletin Page 7
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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Please come… you will be gald you did.
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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