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Author: Church Bulletin Page 7
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
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Drugs
Party
There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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