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Author: Church Bulletin Page 7
Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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