Author: Church Bulletin Page 7

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.

Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.

God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.

Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.