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Author: Church Bulletin Page 7
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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Church Bulletins
Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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Church Bulletins
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Church Bulletins
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Church Bulletins
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Church Bulletins
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Church Bulletins
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Church Bulletins
Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Church Bulletins
Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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Church Bulletins
Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Church Bulletins
The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Church Bulletins
Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Church Bulletins
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