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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Please come… you will be gald you did.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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