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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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