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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Please come… you will be gald you did.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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