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Author: Church Bulletin Page 8
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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