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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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