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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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The closing song: Take My Life
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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