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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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