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Author: Church Bulletin Page 9
Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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