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Bet us your letter of business translation do. Every people in our staffing know English like the hand of their back. Up to the minuet wise-street phrases, don't you know, old boy.
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In The Moscow Times under the heading of INTERPRETING
WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS We Fill All Compounded (Mixed) Prescriptions According To Your Doctor’s Instructions. If Your Doctor Writes You A Prescription For A Specially Prepared Suppository, We Can And Will Fit It….
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Selection As Big As The North Pole.
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OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.
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CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”
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Display PostScript running under the Windows windowing system demonstrates the ability to display OpenStep applications inside Windows windows, alongside native Windows applications. This seamless window system integration is a milestone in porting to Windows and demonstrates that OpenStep for Windows will be a good Windows citizen.
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This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.
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FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.
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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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Righteous Kill
– Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…
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FREE PUPPIES. – Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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Free 1 can of pork & beans w/ purchase of 3BR 2 bath home.
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Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
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$5 – Lubriderm lotion – scented or seriously scented 10 oz.
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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses
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LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…
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ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate
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Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.
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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
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