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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.
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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….
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$3.49 – Designer Plunger – 6” diameter. The quick way to clear everyday drain clogs. Choose blue or green.
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Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
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Advanced Products, Inc. • 605 East Robins, Conway, Arkansas 72032 • 10% Satisfaction Guaranteed • DIRECTIONS – Take 1 to 3 tablets daily after breakfast as a dietary supplement.
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Friday, March 27 – Lenten Fish Dinner – St. Ann Parrish – Tickets can be purchased at the door or by calling Christ at 522 -….
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XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.
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It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.
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Only quiet living people need apply.
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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.
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EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”
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BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…
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HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.
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COCKTAIL LOST in King St. area. Call 616-….
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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
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You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…
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JAZZY 1103 ultra power chair $200. 5 piece monogamy bedroom set $800.
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