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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

Only quiet living people need apply.

The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

Selection As Big As The North Pole.

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Buy one restraining order, get one free!

Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

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Ensure your next erection is in safe hands.

Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

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How to Speak and Write Like A Colleg [sic] Graduate

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW? Female, Black with white face. Red tag in her ear. She was last seen on County Rd. 45. Please call Ann Smith at…