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German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

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Righteous Kill – Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…

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No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

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Time management seminar. Washington County Library, St. George Branch… About six or sevenish.

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If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…

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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

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FREE PUPPIES… part German shepherd, part dog

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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

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CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.

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The One Gallon Hip Flask…

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MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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Ambulance Service – Non-Emergency – Sims Funeral Home

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FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

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This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

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Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]

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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

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OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

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