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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…
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Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home
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Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…
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CORRECTION – The Jumble puzzle, which appeared on page D1 of Thursday’s edition, actually was the puzzle scheduled to appear today. The Jumble originally scheduled to appear Thursday as well as the answers to Wednesday’s puzzle are on page E1 today. The answers to the puzzle published today appeared Thursday, and the answers to the puzzle published Thursday will appear Saturday. – The Arizona Republic Phoenix
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HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!
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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.
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Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor – An Alternative to Good Eating.
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