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Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.
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Mercury Fish & Chips
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Lost Cocktail.
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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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Notice on a menu in Fort Bragg California
CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”
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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates
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MATH-A-THON – Its As Easy As A-B-C…
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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…
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CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.
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Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison
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PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….
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Now you can own the number one car in America for two consecutive years.
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Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…
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MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…
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LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….
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And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.
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CORRECTION – The Jumble puzzle, which appeared on page D1 of Thursday’s edition, actually was the puzzle scheduled to appear today. The Jumble originally scheduled to appear Thursday as well as the answers to Wednesday’s puzzle are on page E1 today. The answers to the puzzle published today appeared Thursday, and the answers to the puzzle published Thursday will appear Saturday. – The Arizona Republic Phoenix
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RICH INDIVIDUAL – wishes to help the needy poor. Send $2 for more information to: R.S., Santa Monica Bl. #280 Beverly Hill, CA 90210
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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club
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