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Spakling Wines – with Iron Horse Vineyards – a blend of 30% Chardonnay…

EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

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This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.

WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

FOUND – dog dressed in a superman costume (304) 417-….

COCKTAIL LOST in King St. area. Call 616-….

Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.

BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…

WANTED. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.

Ordervs – Veggie Trays – Dips and much more

USED BOOB SALE – Where: Jefferson Pointe Mall When: Fri & Sat, Sept 9 & 10 10am–9pm, Sunday 12–5 pm What: 20 plus categories. Many in fine shape.

ADVERTISING COMPANY NEED one male talent, shooting the back only with our product kitchen stuff, please send your picture. If you are interested…

Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

Mobil Media requires a minimum six-month contract and will be charged a $15 setup fee.

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

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