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GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….
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Lost Cocktail.
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Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…
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Rattle snake 4 months old, good play thing for kids 10 yrs to 80 yrs. 6.5 H.P. go-cart $795. Will hold till X0-mas. Also, chain saw. Call…
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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….
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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.
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If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…
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COCKTAIL LOST in King St. area. Call 616-….
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We have a large selection of shirts for both mens and ladies.
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We build bodies that last a lifetime.
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She Said NO… Diamond Ring for sale or trade – $3500
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Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron
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SAFEWAY – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – FOR TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES IN PREPARATION FOR A POSSIBLE LABOR DISPUTE – Cashiers, Clerks, Customer Service – $12.00/hour – PLease contact…
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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]
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PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…
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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….
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92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…
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DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.
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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.
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And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
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ALL NUDE In The Meadowlands!! 20 Nude Dancers – Completed Renovated – 2 Nude Stages – Nude Table Dancers In The V.I.P. Lounge
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