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POMERANIAN POPPIES per bread, 7 wk. on 4-16-08 decals removed, teddy bear faces, very cute, $300 884-….
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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…
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Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…
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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.
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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.
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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…
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