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2009 Happy New Years Special – Be Fit! Be Strong! – Taekwondo classes… Cardio Dick Boxing classes…

In reply to your valued enquiry, we enclose illustrations of Dining Tables of Oak, seating fourteen people with round legs and twelve people with square legs, with prices attached.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Free Sample!

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

WANTED: Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….

OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

Branford: 895,000 Steps to beach. Set on nearly an acre is this historic colonial w/modern amenities. Call for the special features…

It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

Super Bowel Party – Sunday January 30th – Complimentary Buffet…

Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…