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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.
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USED BOOB SALE – Where: Jefferson Pointe Mall When: Fri & Sat, Sept 9 & 10 10am–9pm, Sunday 12–5 pm What: 20 plus categories. Many in fine shape.
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BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…
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Allan’s Aquarium & Pet Center – After-Easter Tarantulas – The Gift for the Person Who Has Everything…
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May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.
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City of Richardson TX
FREE TO GOOD COUNTRY HOME – ¾ Rottweiler, ¼ Shepherd, 3 years old, female, spayed, very intelligent, loves to eat live rabbits and kittens, loves to play ball with kids. Call after 5:00 pm.. (614)…
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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.
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A notice in a Madras India newspaper
BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
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$5 – Lubriderm lotion – scented or seriously scented 10 oz.
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HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW? Female, Black with white face. Red tag in her ear. She was last seen on County Rd. 45. Please call Ann Smith at…
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HAMSTERS free. Call Allen’s Mom … HAMSTERS $1.00 each. Call Allen …
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Perfection in Mountain Park Ranch – Pride Of Ownership 3 BR – 2 Ba – Open & Spacious – Upgraded Neutral Flooring – Split Bedroom Plan – Ceiling In Every Room…
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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]
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Free Mammograms at Chevron Station…
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This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.
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SECRETARY – needed for quick lube. 6 Days. Call… Stuyvesant Ave, Union, NJ.
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Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor – An Alternative to Good Eating.
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ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…
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BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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