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Perfection in Mountain Park Ranch – Pride Of Ownership 3 BR – 2 Ba – Open & Spacious – Upgraded Neutral Flooring – Split Bedroom Plan – Ceiling In Every Room…

Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

2009 Happy New Years Special – Be Fit! Be Strong! – Taekwondo classes… Cardio Dick Boxing classes…

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Allan’s Aquarium & Pet Center – After-Easter Tarantulas – The Gift for the Person Who Has Everything…

LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

Genuine Imitation Jungle Boots

Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…

Ahigrim & Sons Lts. Funeral Parlor and Mini-Golf, 201 N. Northwest Hwy., Palatine, (847) 358-….

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

… 2 Days Only! – Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday – November 3, 4, 5 & 6…

The One Gallon Hip Flask…

Gregory W. Le May for State Representative – The 3 E’s – Education – Employment – Accountability…