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TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

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Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.

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Tattoos done while you wait.

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Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

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GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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Buy one restraining order, get one free!

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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

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Going back to school was the best thing I ever done.

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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

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EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

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Smith & Wesson – For the Bride To Be! – Model 642 .38 Special $419.97, Save $50…

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QUESTION OF THE DAY – Question: What constitutes a millionaire? • Answer: A millionaire is someone who has $1 million, according to Jerry Beto, branch manager and senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons.

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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

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10 FREE French Fry Certificates for only $1.00

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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….

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