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Now you can own the number one car in America for two consecutive years.
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COCKTAIL LOST in King St. area. Call 616-….
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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.
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Super Bowel Party – Sunday January 30th – Complimentary Buffet…
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Bet us your letter of business translation do. Every people in our staffing know English like the hand of their back. Up to the minuet wise-street phrases, don't you know, old boy.
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In The Moscow Times under the heading of INTERPRETING
Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …
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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…
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My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.
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From an ad for the Bose Wave radio
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Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…
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Orange, missing since 21st in Lakewood, $25 reward
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John Deere self propelled 22” lawn mower. “As new”. Bought for wife. Bad idea. Top of the line. Elec. Start, bagger etc. Paid nearly $600.00. Will sell for $400.00 for best…
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She Said NO… Diamond Ring for sale or trade – $3500
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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
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Mobil Media requires a minimum six-month contract and will be charged a $15 setup fee.
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We build bodies that last a lifetime.
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Righteous Kill
– Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…
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Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.
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10th Annual Southeastern Guide Dog BBQ– $10.00 per person…
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