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A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.
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– Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
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