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CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…

CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….

The Brandywine Gourmet – Stop in to enter drawing to guess height & weight of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!…

FREE PUPPIES. – Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

SAFEWAY – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – FOR TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES IN PREPARATION FOR A POSSIBLE LABOR DISPUTE – Cashiers, Clerks, Customer Service – $12.00/hour – PLease contact…

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….

Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes.

Gregory W. Le May for State Representative – The 3 E’s – Education – Employment – Accountability…

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

MATH-A-THON – Its As Easy As A-B-C…

WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

Views plus spacious 1554 sq. ft. home with large lot, family room with fireplace, huge dick for entertaining? …

Best Selection Ever of Name Brand Tennis Shoes – 10% off any pair bought and get 2nd pair at 10% off and then take 1/2 price of that shoe. Higher price charged for 1st pair. – Marting’s Shoes

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….