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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…
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Over 300 people in Napa Valley are assaulted each year. Volunteer to help.
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This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.
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Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents
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Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…
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Stock up and save. Limit: one.
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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…
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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …
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Gregory W. Le May for State Representative – The 3 E’s – Education – Employment – Accountability…
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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
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Spakling Wines – with Iron Horse Vineyards – a blend of 30% Chardonnay…
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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses
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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]
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HELP WANTED • No Bullshit
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COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.
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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.
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Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life
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PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…
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FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…
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