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Foot tasting, [sic] arranged through the courtesy of Marks & Spencers and Safeway, gives customers a rare chance to try some of those more exotic flavors.

WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

…assist almost anyone in need. She is a real asset to her community, spending long and fruitful hours behind the scene to make Lonoke a better place to live. The world’s a better place because of Debbie Martin. – Happy Birthday & Many More!

[Paid for by Debbie Martin]

PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….

Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc, 2007 $9.99 – Intense, vibrant cat pee aroma underscored by tangerine and grass; crisp, clean and tart with…

Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.

.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…

WANTED: 12 volt electric wench, must be reasonable… 24 Hour Service – Animal Control – Joe Sweeney – Removal Of Nuisance Wild Animals • Chimney Caps • Rats & Bats (203) 421-….

Free internet access … $99.

2008 Cherokee Lardo “Diesel” …

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS We Fill All Compounded (Mixed) Prescriptions According To Your Doctor’s Instructions. If Your Doctor Writes You A Prescription For A Specially Prepared Suppository, We Can And Will Fit It….

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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….