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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

Dear recently-expired subscriber…

OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….

Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home

Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.

FREE PUPPIES… part German shepherd, part dog

Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.

Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…

All Remaining Furniture 1/2 Price to 50% Off – Storewide!

Mobil Media requires a minimum six-month contract and will be charged a $15 setup fee.

10 FREE French Fry Certificates for only $1.00

BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…

How to Speak and Write Like A Colleg [sic] Graduate

Three black convicts, healthy and well behaved, need good home, pkg deal. 608-427-….