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CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”

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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”

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Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911

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LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….

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USED BOOB SALE – Where: Jefferson Pointe Mall When: Fri & Sat, Sept 9 & 10 10am–9pm, Sunday 12–5 pm What: 20 plus categories. Many in fine shape.

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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OPEN HOUSE body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts

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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

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Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…

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WARNING Don’t Pay High Prices For Central Air Conditioning! Only $5,500,000 and one or two days is all it takes to install top quality LENNOX Central Air in your 3 bedroom raised ranch…

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Beautiful uncommon African follis dish, 550,00,000 yrs. old, $45.

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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

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Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

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Going back to school was the best thing I ever done.

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NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.

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REWARD FOR RETURNING DOG – Answers to Bight Eyes – $50 if alive, $25 if dead – Theresa Lamar – Phone… Leave message.

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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

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In reply to your valued enquiry, we enclose illustrations of Dining Tables of Oak, seating fourteen people with round legs and twelve people with square legs, with prices attached.

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Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc, 2007 $9.99 – Intense, vibrant cat pee aroma underscored by tangerine and grass; crisp, clean and tart with…

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BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…

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