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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

Going back to school was the best thing I ever done.

FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

2.5 ACRES WITH HOME NEAR LAND MINE, perfect for your horses & kids. $129,000…

Ground beast, 99 cents/lb.

… featuring Kohler Lite Flush Toilets – Live Demonstration – See How They Perform…

DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.

XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.

Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”

It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”

Rattle snake 4 months old, good play thing for kids 10 yrs to 80 yrs. 6.5 H.P. go-cart $795. Will hold till X0-mas. Also, chain saw. Call…

Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…

Remote Controlled Genitalia – Think of all the fun you’ll have!!! …

COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

10 FREE French Fry Certificates for only $1.00

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car