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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron
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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others
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Excerpt from a job description for a Minister Of Music
CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”
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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….
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Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home
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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
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Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…
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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.
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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….
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May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.
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Washing machine: free to good home.
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2008 Cherokee Lardo “Diesel” …
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Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
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ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate
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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.
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Views plus spacious 1554 sq. ft. home with large lot, family room with fireplace, huge dick for entertaining? …
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We have a large selection of shirts for both mens and ladies.
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Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…
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HAMSTERS free. Call Allen’s Mom … HAMSTERS $1.00 each. Call Allen …
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Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."
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