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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]

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MEATER READERS – Entry Level $16/hr + benefits, Call…

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Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

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Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.

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Nemesis Wanted: I’m 5’10”, into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac. Call…

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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

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SAFEWAY – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – FOR TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES IN PREPARATION FOR A POSSIBLE LABOR DISPUTE – Cashiers, Clerks, Customer Service – $12.00/hour – PLease contact…

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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

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This house has been fully insulted.

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Remote Controlled Genitalia – Think of all the fun you’ll have!!! …

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MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

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FREE PUPPIES. – Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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Corduroy Pillows: They're making headlines!

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Read Weight in the Palm of Your Hand! … No More Bending Over or Looking Down!

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.

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Best Selection Ever of Name Brand Tennis Shoes – 10% off any pair bought and get 2nd pair at 10% off and then take 1/2 price of that shoe. Higher price charged for 1st pair. – Marting’s Shoes

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Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…

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