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Bet us your letter of business translation do. Every people in our staffing know English like the hand of their back. Up to the minuet wise-street phrases, don't you know, old boy.

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At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

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2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George

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Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.

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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

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“The only difference between tattooed and untattooed people is that tattooed people are way more cool and can kick you ass.”

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QUESTION OF THE DAY – Question: What constitutes a millionaire? • Answer: A millionaire is someone who has $1 million, according to Jerry Beto, branch manager and senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons.

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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club

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Corduroy Pillows: They're making headlines!

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RICH INDIVIDUAL – wishes to help the needy poor. Send $2 for more information to: R.S., Santa Monica Bl. #280 Beverly Hill, CA 90210

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Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?

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Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

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GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

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Read Weight in the Palm of Your Hand! … No More Bending Over or Looking Down!

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This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

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The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

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