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CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”
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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…
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Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican
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Hanging Yourself Could Be Painful So Get A Pro To Do It
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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….
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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
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