Author: Confucius

Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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