Author: Confucius

Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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