Author: Confucius

Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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