Author: Confucius

Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

Autos Confucius say Things

Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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