Author: Confucius

Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.