Author: Confucius

Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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