Author: Confucius

Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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