Author: Confucius

Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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