Author: Confucius

Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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