Author: Confucius

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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