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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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