Author: Confucius Page 10

Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.