Author: Confucius Page 10

Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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