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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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