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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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