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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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