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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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