Author: Confucius Page 10

Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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