Author: Confucius Page 10

Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.