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Author: Confucius Page 10
Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.
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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.
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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.
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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.
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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.
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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.
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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.
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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.
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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.
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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.
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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.
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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.
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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.
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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.
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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.
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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.
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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.
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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.
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