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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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