Author: Confucius Page 11

Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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