Author: Confucius Page 11

Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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