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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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