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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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