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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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