Author: Confucius Page 12

Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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