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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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