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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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