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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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