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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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