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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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