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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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