Author: Confucius Page 13

Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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