Author: Confucius Page 13

Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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