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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.