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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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