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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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