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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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