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Author: Confucius Page 13
Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.
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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.
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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.
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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.
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Confucius say… he who can take the rough with the smooth knows how to maintain an even keel.
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Miscellaneous
Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.
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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.
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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.
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Fortune cookies
Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.
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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.
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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.
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