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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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