Author: Confucius Page 14

Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

Miscellaneous

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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