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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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