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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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