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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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