Author: Confucius Page 14

Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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