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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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