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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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