Author: Confucius Page 15

Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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