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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.