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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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