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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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