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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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