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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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