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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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