Author: Confucius Page 15

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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