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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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