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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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