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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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