Author: Confucius Page 16

Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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