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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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