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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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