Author: Confucius Page 16

Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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