Author: Confucius Page 17

Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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