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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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