Author: Confucius Page 17

Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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