Author: Confucius Page 17

Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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