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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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