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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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